More Funk Rubbin'

Okay, I get the joke. Ross impersonated Todd on his blog, doubling his guilt and leaving the other blameless.

Todd, you are absolved. Be at peace.

I'm on my way to Church of the Holy Trinity to break off a big, greasy slab of hot nasty funk and rub it all over "You Alone Can Satisfy." Quite vigorously, might I add.